I didn’t know that Dave Attell had infiltrated San Marino pretending to be a pop star. I didn’t know that there was another way to wear a monocle. I didn’t know that the other way of wearing a monocle could make you look like even more of a idiot. I didn’t know how disturbing it can be to watch a grown man smell a closed perfume bottle. I didn’t know that anyone could make a music video with lines like “I want to sleep upon your skin,” and it wouldn’t be clear if that skin was still on a person.
I didn’t know that San Marino had just given up.
(Sorry about the subtitles. Eurovision has taken down the original video. More info here.)