Georgian Music Producer 1: We have our Eurovision entry! Now we just need a music video to convince people it’s a great song.
Georgian Music Producer 2: We have no money to make a video.
Georgian Music Producer 1: Oh. What do we have?
Georgian Music Producer 2: A few pounds of Play-Doh, some costumes and props left over from a Thomas Dolby video, a Guitar Hero controller, one nice suit, a bunch of silver confectionary paint I bought because I thought it would be funny to troll the manufacturers with a Mad Max-themed order, a fake leopard fur coat, three Turkish rugs, my cousin’s motorcycle, and some fairly retrograde attitudes towards women.
Georgian Music Producer 1: We’re all set!